WHERE: Halls in the upper levels of the base, near the entranceway. (Yes there is one)
WHO/WHAT: Meet the Valentine Brothers!

Two men, or creatures resembling men, walked through the halls of Area 42. One of them, wearing some sort of blue track suit, was talking. A lot.

"So I'm trying to do some business with this motherfucker, right? Except the guy' ( Read more... )

WHO: Joker, Harleen, eventually Shego
WHERE: Harleen's office
WHAT: Couples therapy

"Mmm-hmmm-hmmm... never gonna say goodbye...  never gonna tell a lie and hurt you... mmm-mmm-mmmmheeheehee." The Joker sang to himself as he capered through the dimmed halls up to Harleen's office, immensely enjoying the chaos of the base. "Well, I guess I am going to ( Read more... )

Who: Hannibal, Andrew (because Hannibal likes killing people) The First, OPEN TO ANYONE ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO LEOBEN (Lol, Cylon messages get to be actually private. Eat it, humanity.)

This has been more fun than I ever imagined. Why didn't we do this months ago?

Who: Cameron (OPEN)
What: Holy fuck, another elevator?
Where: Apartment building
When: Nighttime, obvs

Cameron cautiously eyed the elevator, foot keeping it from closing. After being caught in one with House, she really wasn't keen to repeat that. But she needed to go up five floors, and she really didn't want to walk, so with a sigh she entered.

WHO: Leoben and Cavil
WHERE: Cavil's room
WHAT: Taking 'steps'.

Cavil opened his door and quickly ushered Leoben inside. "Hey, get in, hope you brought some stuff." He swiftly shut the door behind the other Cylon, after checking the hall for followers. Number One's room was strewn with weapons and equipment lifted from the base in preceding months, as ( Read more... )

WHO: Anyone
WHAT: Arriving
WHERE: On the street

Hmm . . . I seem to have arrived in another world. How . . . improbable.

Is anyone here willing to explain things to a newcomer? It would be rude not to, you know, and I hate rudeness.

Although I could use a bite to eat.

I hereby claim this base in the name of the Confederacy of Independent Systems, with myself as supreme leader. All who resist shall perish. All who obey shall be rewarded. Choose carefully.

That is all.

You know what I haven't done in a while? Set stuff on fire because bitches were pissing me off.

And a lot of you fuckers have been pissing me off. I'M LOOKING AT YOU HOUSE.

So yeah. Anyone wondering why one of the file rooms just went up? Ask House.

Alright, you lot, I've been thinking things over, and I've decided that things are gonna be a little different around here from now on. To be precise ( Read more... )